| Matt Facts: Matthew dislikes drinking cold drinks from coffee mugs. He also hates plastic forks. | | Did you Know? Toothpicks are overrated. | | Words of Inspiration: "You can tell a lot about a fellow by the way he eats Jelly Beans" – R.Regan | | Did you know? There are no Pez Facts. Pez is, in fact, not factual. | | Matt Facts: Matthew's fortune cookies always predict success. | | Words of Inspiration: When I'm sad I stop being sad and be awesome instead - Barney Stinson | | Did you know? "Buf­falo buf­falo Buf­falo buf­falo buf­falo buf­falo Buf­falo buf­falo” is a gram­mat­i­cally valid sentence. | | Matt Facts: Matthew is best served on the rocks with a slice of lemon. | | Words of Inspiration: "Life is futile." | | Did you Know? Dinosaurs and Dandelions is the name of a popular blog that has been around since the 15 April 2010 | | Matt Facts: Unlike some people, Matthew only celebrates his birthday once a year. | | Words of Inspiration: "I'll be back" - The Terminator. | | Did you Know? The two modern breeds of Cocker Spaniel, American and English, are thought to have been descended from only two dogs? | | Matt Facts: On the second to last full moon of the year, Matthew develops an itch on his right shoulder. | | Words of Inspiration: “You can do it!” - Rob Schneider, in every Adam Sandler movie ever | | Did you know? Lettuce is often eaten raw. | | Words of Inspiration: "Science is always at work and never sleeps – just like Rust" | | Did you Know? When you dream, every­thing you see in that dream, you’ve seen before in real life. | | Matt Facts: Matthew officially endorses the Cadbury's Moro bar as being delicious | | Did You Know? A tadpole is also called a 'pollywog'. | | Matt Facts: Matthew has his own Facebook fan page. Creepy. | | Did You Know? Cats sleep for 70% of their lives. | | Words of Inspiration: "End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it." - Gandalf. | | Did you Know? This is the end. The journey ends here. Then it starts all over again. |

Saturday, 14 January 2012

Twitter is for the birds

There are birds tweeting outside, that have more interesting things to say than I do right now, but that's no reason to deprive you of reading what I have to write! What kind of bloggist would I be if I didn't force my pointless views on meaningless subjects into your LCD-lit face when you least expect it and/or expect it the most? [Please, do not answer that. It was a rhetorical question and to do so would only make you look foolish in front of our myriad of loyal readers. Loyal, bloodthirsty readers, who know where you live.]

So, here's what I think:
Ice cream is best served chilled. Do yourself a favour, and eat some chilled ice cream today. You'll never want to eat warm ice cream again and you heard it here, at Dinosaurs and Dandelions first. You can thank us later. [we now accept paypal]

The Wonderful History of Beans

Thank you, and goodnight.


Divisional Playoff Round.

Thursday, 12 January 2012

A poem about a man

There once was a man from Mount Eden.
He fell in the garden, whilst weedin'.
He landed in a hedge, gashed his head on a ledge, and now his hair's red from the bleedin'.