| Matt Facts: Matthew dislikes drinking cold drinks from coffee mugs. He also hates plastic forks. | | Did you Know? Toothpicks are overrated. | | Words of Inspiration: "You can tell a lot about a fellow by the way he eats Jelly Beans" – R.Regan | | Did you know? There are no Pez Facts. Pez is, in fact, not factual. | | Matt Facts: Matthew's fortune cookies always predict success. | | Words of Inspiration: When I'm sad I stop being sad and be awesome instead - Barney Stinson | | Did you know? "Buf­falo buf­falo Buf­falo buf­falo buf­falo buf­falo Buf­falo buf­falo” is a gram­mat­i­cally valid sentence. | | Matt Facts: Matthew is best served on the rocks with a slice of lemon. | | Words of Inspiration: "Life is futile." | | Did you Know? Dinosaurs and Dandelions is the name of a popular blog that has been around since the 15 April 2010 | | Matt Facts: Unlike some people, Matthew only celebrates his birthday once a year. | | Words of Inspiration: "I'll be back" - The Terminator. | | Did you Know? The two modern breeds of Cocker Spaniel, American and English, are thought to have been descended from only two dogs? | | Matt Facts: On the second to last full moon of the year, Matthew develops an itch on his right shoulder. | | Words of Inspiration: “You can do it!” - Rob Schneider, in every Adam Sandler movie ever | | Did you know? Lettuce is often eaten raw. | | Words of Inspiration: "Science is always at work and never sleeps – just like Rust" | | Did you Know? When you dream, every­thing you see in that dream, you’ve seen before in real life. | | Matt Facts: Matthew officially endorses the Cadbury's Moro bar as being delicious | | Did You Know? A tadpole is also called a 'pollywog'. | | Matt Facts: Matthew has his own Facebook fan page. Creepy. | | Did You Know? Cats sleep for 70% of their lives. | | Words of Inspiration: "End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it." - Gandalf. | | Did you Know? This is the end. The journey ends here. Then it starts all over again. |

Monday, 24 June 2013

"Ask Allan..." June Edition

Welcome to the very first edition of "Ask Allan..." Due to a downsizing at the meat-works, I have been forced to subsidize my income by making a monthly contribution to the infamous blog 'Dinosaurs and Dandelions'.

This is YOUR opportunity to ask those questions that have been burning in the back of your brain (or wherever else you keep them), and get a wise, mature, calculated yet witty response. 

The topic of such questions is entirely up to you, however to get you started here are some potential topics from which you can form questions:
  • Career advice
  • Relationship advice
  • Advice advice
  • Advice on creating lists
  • Problem solving
  • Riddles
  • Bullet points
  • Car advice
  • Grammar
  • Kelsey Grammer
  • Requests for anecdotes
  • Yellow leather hats
  • Legal advice *
* Legal advice provided is of the opinion of APB Holdings Ltd and should not be considered legally binding or as advice to be used in legal proceedings etc etc.

As a regular feature of 'Ask Allan...', we will also be bringing you a motivating and inspiring quotation from the world's great philosophers, thinkers and other influential people. As a first edition special, today we bring you not one, not three, not five.. but two quotes, each as inspiring as the other!

"Truly, truly, I say to you, whoever believes has eternal life."
John 6:47

"I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes! "
Simpson, Homer

So remember to send in your questions. You can do so by submitting them on Facebook, Twitter or emailing dinosaursanddandelions@hotmail.com.