Friday, 21 June 2013
Scandal! Cap'N Crunch's Qualifications Questioned!!
The crisis then deepened for H. M. Crunch, with the US Navy stating that it had checked its personnel records and had no record of his service. Speculation quickly spread that he may have instead served in the French Navy, as in France three stripes signifies a Frigate Captain and he does sport a Napoleon style hat.
The maker of Cap'N Crunch cereal, Quakers*, was forced into damage control mode, stating that as he captains his own ship, the S.S. Guppy, he is a captain regardless of military rank, or service.
However, the debate rages on...
*what is with cereal companies with religious connotations?? I'm looking at you Sanitarium!