| Matt Facts: Matthew dislikes drinking cold drinks from coffee mugs. He also hates plastic forks. | | Did you Know? Toothpicks are overrated. | | Words of Inspiration: "You can tell a lot about a fellow by the way he eats Jelly Beans" – R.Regan | | Did you know? There are no Pez Facts. Pez is, in fact, not factual. | | Matt Facts: Matthew's fortune cookies always predict success. | | Words of Inspiration: When I'm sad I stop being sad and be awesome instead - Barney Stinson | | Did you know? "Buf­falo buf­falo Buf­falo buf­falo buf­falo buf­falo Buf­falo buf­falo” is a gram­mat­i­cally valid sentence. | | Matt Facts: Matthew is best served on the rocks with a slice of lemon. | | Words of Inspiration: "Life is futile." | | Did you Know? Dinosaurs and Dandelions is the name of a popular blog that has been around since the 15 April 2010 | | Matt Facts: Unlike some people, Matthew only celebrates his birthday once a year. | | Words of Inspiration: "I'll be back" - The Terminator. | | Did you Know? The two modern breeds of Cocker Spaniel, American and English, are thought to have been descended from only two dogs? | | Matt Facts: On the second to last full moon of the year, Matthew develops an itch on his right shoulder. | | Words of Inspiration: “You can do it!” - Rob Schneider, in every Adam Sandler movie ever | | Did you know? Lettuce is often eaten raw. | | Words of Inspiration: "Science is always at work and never sleeps – just like Rust" | | Did you Know? When you dream, every­thing you see in that dream, you’ve seen before in real life. | | Matt Facts: Matthew officially endorses the Cadbury's Moro bar as being delicious | | Did You Know? A tadpole is also called a 'pollywog'. | | Matt Facts: Matthew has his own Facebook fan page. Creepy. | | Did You Know? Cats sleep for 70% of their lives. | | Words of Inspiration: "End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it." - Gandalf. | | Did you Know? This is the end. The journey ends here. Then it starts all over again. |

Sunday, 21 April 2013

Fatty Fat Fat: The Ultimate Sandwich

Following on from the outrageous success of last weeks traditional American cuisine, here is another authentic home style recipe designed to give you a heart attack. Again, it's stolen straight from the interweb, so enjoy!

The Ultimate Man Sandwich

Here's what you are going to need:
 A loaf of hard crusted Italian bread, 3 ribeye steaks, 1 lb mushrooms, an onion and some bacon. Plus some extra bacon. Mmmm...bacon.

First, hollow out the bread.

Then, have a fry up! 
Top Tip: try to leave the steaks a little rare as they will cook a little more in the sandwich.

Now cram one of those steaks into the bread.

And then sauce the steak. In the picture they've used half worchschire sauce and half dijon mustard and horse raddish sauce so that the halves of the sandwich are different taste sensations. 

Now, add a layer of bacon. Then eat some of the extra bacon. Mmmmm...bacon.

Then add a layer of swiss cheese.

Now stuff in as much of the mushroom and onion mixture you can.

Then add the other steaks along with the juices from the pan.

Of course, a little more sauce can't go amiss.

Then top off with a lot more swiss.

And now put the top of the loaf back on.

Then wrap in butchers paper.

And wrap in foil.

Now put a heavy cutting board on top to squish it down.

Now weight and wait and wait...something like 140lbs of weight and four hours.

Finally, take the weights off.

Cut and enjoy!