Fatty Fat Fat: The Ultimate Sandwich

Following on from the outrageous success of last weeks traditional American cuisine, here is another authentic home style recipe designed to give you a heart attack. Again, it's stolen straight from the interweb, so enjoy!

The Ultimate Man Sandwich

Here's what you are going to need:
 A loaf of hard crusted Italian bread, 3 ribeye steaks, 1 lb mushrooms, an onion and some bacon. Plus some extra bacon. Mmmm...bacon.

First, hollow out the bread.

Then, have a fry up! 
Top Tip: try to leave the steaks a little rare as they will cook a little more in the sandwich.

Now cram one of those steaks into the bread.

And then sauce the steak. In the picture they've used half worchschire sauce and half dijon mustard and horse raddish sauce so that the halves of the sandwich are different taste sensations. 

Now, add a layer of bacon. Then eat some of the extra bacon. Mmmmm...bacon.

Then add a layer of swiss cheese.

Now stuff in as much of the mushroom and onion mixture you can.

Then add the other steaks along with the juices from the pan.

Of course, a little more sauce can't go amiss.

Then top off with a lot more swiss.

And now put the top of the loaf back on.

Then wrap in butchers paper.

And wrap in foil.

Now put a heavy cutting board on top to squish it down.

Now weight and wait and wait...something like 140lbs of weight and four hours.

Finally, take the weights off.

Cut and enjoy!